Crabby No More, Brand New 1st Tier Luxury|Gulf Views|Hot Tub|Outdoor Kitchen | House in Port St. Joe
5 Bedroom House in Cape San Blas, Port St. Joe
Welcome to Crabby No More—Where Coastal Luxury Meets Laid-Back Living
Completed in 2025 and thoughtfully designed for comfort, connection, and coastal beauty, Crabby No More is your serene getaway in Cape San Blas, FL. Located FIRST TIER with gorgeous ocean views and direct access to the beach boardwalk, this custom-built retreat is where “crabby” melts away the moment you arrive.
This 5-bedroom + twin loft bunk home sleeps up to 12 guests and is packed with premium amenities to elevate your stay. Think luxury bedding, a chef’s kitchen, and professional interior design that blends beachy charm with high-end comfort.
PROPERTY HIGHLIGHTS
- First-Tier Location – Just steps to the beach via boardwalk
- 5 Bedrooms + Loft Bunk – Sleeps up to 12
- Chef’s Kitchen + Outdoor Gourmet Kitchen
- Private Hot Tub + Outdoor Shower
- Screened Porch and Sun Porch
- 24-Hour Self Check-In
- Luxury Bedding, Designer Decor, and Full Beach Setup Included
- Upstairs Lounge with Bar, Nespresso, and Gaming Table
- Electric Car Charging Station
- Pet-Free Home (No Exceptions)
THE SPACE
Ground Floor
• Driveway Parking for 3 Vehicles
First Floor
• Open Living & Dining Area
• Fully Equipped Kitchen
• 1 King Bedroom Suite with Partial Gulf Views
• 1 Full Bathroom
• 1 Additional King Bedroom Suite
• Screened-In Deck with Gourmet Outdoor Kitchen (Gas Grill, Fridge, Gas Burner, Sink, Dining & Lounge Space)
• Sun Porch with Hot Tub, Adirondack Chairs & Outdoor Shower
Second Floor
• King Master Suite with Large Private Ocean-View Balcony + Loungers
• 1 Full Bathroom
• King Suite with Ocean Views
• Bunk Room with Adult Queen Bunk Beds
• 1 Full Bathroom
• Twin Loft Bunk
• Upstairs Lounge with Bar, Fridge, Microwave, Sink, and Nespresso Machine
• Balcony with Partial Gulf Views
• Laundry Room
NEIGHBORHOOD: VILLA DEL SOL
Located in the gated coastal community of Villa del Sol
• Boardwalk Beach Access
• Community Pool & Sand Volleyball Court
• Two Pickleball Courts
• Brick-Paved Streets, Bay & Gulf Views
Nearby Salinas Park offers:
• Playground, Fire Pit, and Boardwalk Over St. Joseph Bay
• Horseback Riding, Kayaking, and Scenic Trails
LOCAL ADVENTURES
Walk down the boardwalk from your front door to miles of sugar-white sand and clear turquoise waters. Enjoy shell hunting, snorkeling, surfing, sunbathing, kayaking, fishing, or horseback riding along the shore.
• 15 minutes to Port St. Joe – shops, galleries, restaurants, and live entertainment
• Explore the historic lighthouse or take the ferry to St. Vincent Island
• Launch a boat or book a fishing charter from Indian Pass
• Hike or bike along the 19-mile paved trail
• Day trip to Apalachicola (25 miles) – riverfront strolls and world-famous seafood
OTHER THINGS TO NOTE
This is a second home for us, not just a rental. We provide amenities that many rental homes do not. Therefore, our home is thoroughly inspected after each guest. We also require a valid state-issued photo ID for the primary renter, which will be verified via security cameras upon check-in to our home.
Maximum rental stay is 7 nights.
Payment & Cancellation Policy:
Travel insurance is highly recommended.
• 50% of the total reservation is due at the time of booking
• Remaining 50% is due 30 days before check-in
• 100% of paid prepayments are refundable if canceled 30 days or more before arrival
• 50% of paid prepayments are refundable if canceled 14 days before arrival
No refund for cancellations made less than 14 days before check-in
• A $500 security deposit is required and will be refunded within 3 days after departure, pending inspection
While children are welcome, please note that our home is not childproofed. The property features white furnishings; we do not provide baby gates, outlet covers, or cabinet locks.
Any stained or damaged furnishings will result in additional charges.
Important Policies:
• Minimum rental age: 30 years
• No pets allowed – bringing a pet will result in immediate termination with no refund and a minimum additional $250 cleaning fee.
• Exterior-only security cameras are on the property and will be used to verify the identity of the primary renter and detect pets.
Included in Your Stay:
• Linens and bath towels
• Starter supply of paper towels, toilet paper, and soaps
• Beach gear (chairs, wagon, etc.)
Additional Details:
• 3–7 night minimum stay | 7 night maximum stay
• No boat, trailer, or RV parking * Strictly enforced by the community- you will be fined and towed
• Check-in: 4:00 PM | Check-out: 10:00 AM
Crabby No More, Brand New 1st Tier Luxury|Gulf Views|Hot Tub|Outdoor Kitchen is located in Cape San Blas. Crabby No More, Brand New 1st Tier Luxury|Gulf Views|Hot Tub|Outdoor Kitchen provides accommodation, featuring Child Friendly, Laundry, Security/Safety, among other amenities. This House features Air Conditioner, Parking and Pool to make your stay a comfortable one.
Crabby No More, Brand New 1st Tier Luxury|Gulf Views|Hot Tub|Outdoor Kitchen has 5 Bedrooms , 4 Bathrooms, and max occupancy of 12 people. The minimum rental for this property is 1 nights, but this can change depending on the season you plan on staying. Previous guests have given good rated it, and VRBO labeled it a top-rated House because of the excellent services rendered by the owner or manager of this House, and has consistently provided great experiences for their guests. Most families or guests that use it recommend it to their friends and some of them are repeat guests. House has a friendly neighborhood, and the Cape San Blas has interesting places to visit. If you want to learn more about the House in Cape San Blas, such as places to visit and things to do nearby, you can check below to learn more.
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Amenities
Facility Overview
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Heating
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Air conditioning
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Hair dryer
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4+ bathrooms
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Towels provided
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Bathtub or shower
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5 bedrooms
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Bed sheets provided
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Fireplace
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Dining room
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Living room
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Coffee/tea maker
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Dishwasher
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Cookware/dishes/utensils
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Toaster
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Microwave
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Stovetop
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Oven
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Refrigerator
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Spices
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Laundry facilities
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Washing machine and dryer
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On the beach
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Onsite parking
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No pets allowed
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Smoke-free property
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Bicycle on site
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2 outdoor pickleball courts
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Table tennis
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Arcade/game room
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Uses some LED lighting
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Double-glazed windows
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Unit size: 2500 sq ft (232 sq m)
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English
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On the waterfront
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Iron/ironing board
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WiFi available
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Barbecue grill
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Balcony
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Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
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Fire extinguisher
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First aid kit
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Smoke detector installed (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
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Hot tub
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Shared/communal pool
Policies
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed this property is managed through our partner, vrbo. you will receive an email from vrbo with a link to a vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Reviews
FAQ's
Is this property pet-friendly for guests?
No, pets are not allowed at this property. Check the guest reviews to learn what guests had to share.
Does the property have a swimming pool?
Yes, this Cape San Blas house has a swimming pool. Check the Facility Overview section for details about the pool and other available facilities.
How much does it cost per night to stay in property?
Best-rates for the Cape San Blas house starts from $1,714 per night with includes Sports/Activities, Hot Tub, Kitchen, Ocean View, Balcony/Terrace, Fireplace/Heating, Air Conditioner, Pool, View, Bedding/Linens, Child Friendly, Laundry, Security/Safety, Wellness Facilities, Barbecue/Outdoor Cooking, Internet, Parking with all other facilities. matches every traveler with their perfect accommodation, whether you are traveling with a group, friends, family, or pets.
Is property a family-friendly place to stay?
Based on the information we have received from the owner or our partner, this is considered to be a family-friendly property. Families have rated this house Good or guests have recommended them suitable for families. As reported by the owner or manager, the house has specified that children are welcome. Please see details about suitability for your family or inquire with the property to learn more.
Is the property wheelchair accessible or offer services for disabled guests?
Based on the information received from our partner, the Cape San Blas house has not specified they are wheelchair accessible. Likewise, there is not an elevator specified as being available at the property. Specific accessibility details may be addressed in the property details section of this page.
What is the minimum night stay policy for the property?
Based on the information reported by the owner or manager, the Cape San Blas house indicates 1 day stay policy at this house. Guests are cautioned that the minimum stay policy may differ based on seasonality or availability and may be at the discretion of the owner or manager.
What cancellation policy is in place for property?
Guests are cautioned that the cancellation policy may differ based on seasonality, availability, or current travel restrictions. Guests should also be aware that this policy may be subject to change and should be confirmed prior to booking. More details may be available on this page in the property description. However, early check-in or late check-out can sometimes be negotiated between the guest and the owner or the manager of this property.
